Lophudrak is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish centaur.

Lophudrak created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lophudrak, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lophudrak, he will destroy your favourite star.

Lophudrak's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Lophudrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must pray to Lophudrak seven times a day.