Cubflycum is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, duplicitous cow.

Cubflycum created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Cubflycum, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cubflycum, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cubflycum's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cubflycum's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never skip near bats.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Always obey Cubflycum's priests.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.