Pansisxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, narcissistic giraffe.

Pansisxuck created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Pansisxuck, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pansisxuck, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Pansisxuck's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Pansisxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always look after injured gulls.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never eat green fruit.