Govhatkin is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, blissful camel.

Govhatkin created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govhatkin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Govhatkin, it will turn you into a plant.

Govhatkin's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Govhatkin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four carbon sculptures of Govhatkin on top of important buildings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Always stare at clouds.