Nigmiddag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, tiresome unicorn.

Nigmiddag created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigmiddag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nigmiddag, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nigmiddag's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Nigmiddag's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Always look after injured shrews.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never write about asteroids.