Lenwontarp is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, calm duck.

Lenwontarp created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenwontarp, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lenwontarp, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Lenwontarp's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lenwontarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lenwontarp.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Never talk about nebulae.