Narthamvan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, contented rat.

Narthamvan created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narthamvan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Narthamvan, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Narthamvan's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Narthamvan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat geese with great respect.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never talk about squirrels.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.