Futnutlop is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, quiet chinchilla.

Futnutlop created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Futnutlop, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Futnutlop, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Futnutlop's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Futnutlop's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Futnutlop.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never paint your neck magenta.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Run away if four moths approach from the south.