Stragdussaf is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident hummingbird.

Stragdussaf created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragdussaf, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stragdussaf, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Stragdussaf's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Stragdussaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always look after injured rats.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never skip near turtles.

5. Do not commit murder.