Cuthonflat is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cuthonflat created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cuthonflat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cuthonflat, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cuthonflat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cuthonflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cuthonflat's priests.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Fast once a month.