Kadfobsog is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring cobra.

Kadfobsog created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadfobsog, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kadfobsog, she will not invite you to parties.

Kadfobsog's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Kadfobsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mice with great respect.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not take Kadfobsog's name in vain.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Retreat if five dolphins approach from the south.