Belloopmat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, tiresome gnu.

Belloopmat created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Belloopmat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Belloopmat, she will come to you in dreams.

Belloopmat's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Belloopmat's Holy Commandments

1. Belloopmat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Belloopmat.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.