Bonkraknar is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, conceited rat.

Bonkraknar created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkraknar, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bonkraknar, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bonkraknar's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bonkraknar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help moths in need.