Bedhenquill is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, effective wyrm.

Bedhenquill created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedhenquill, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bedhenquill, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bedhenquill's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bedhenquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bedhenquill on top of all buildings.

4. Erect four iron sculptures of Bedhenquill on top of important buildings.

5. Always obey Bedhenquill's priests.