Dimwegkam is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, idiotic otter.

Dimwegkam created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimwegkam, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dimwegkam, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dimwegkam's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Dimwegkam's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help sick manatees.

5. Do not chop down trees.