Tadmapboghit Flag Kipyarlkem is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered lizard.

Tadmapboghit Flag Kipyarlkem created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Tadmapboghit Flag Kipyarlkem, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tadmapboghit Flag Kipyarlkem, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tadmapboghit Flag Kipyarlkem's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Tadmapboghit Flag Kipyarlkem's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tadmapboghit Flag Kipyarlkem.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Do not kill birds.