Nandumceb is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, cheerful hamster.

Nandumceb created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nandumceb, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nandumceb, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nandumceb's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nandumceb's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine doves approach from the east.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.