Migtikstig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering duck.

Migtikstig created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migtikstig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Migtikstig, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Migtikstig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Migtikstig's Holy Commandments

1. Migtikstig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always help hamsters.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never look at galaxies.