Pidvilbot is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, intelligent hippopotamus.

Pidvilbot created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidvilbot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pidvilbot, he will jump up and down on your head.

Pidvilbot's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Pidvilbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.