Rigfarnspag is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, slow human.

Rigfarnspag created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigfarnspag, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rigfarnspag, he will remove you from existence.

Rigfarnspag's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Rigfarnspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face cyan.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

5. Feed all hungry porpoises.