Fothunxen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciless horse.

Fothunxen created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fothunxen, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fothunxen, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Fothunxen's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Fothunxen's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about cell theory.