Stersidstik is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, temperamental elephant.

Stersidstik created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stersidstik, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stersidstik, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Stersidstik's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Stersidstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Always help bats.

3. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.