Stersidstik is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, temperamental
elephant.
Stersidstik created matter four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Stersidstik, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Stersidstik, she will ignore you and hope you go away.
Stersidstik's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Stersidstik's Holy Commandments1. Never think about amino acids.
2. Always help bats.
3. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.