Abponjen is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying mole.

Abponjen created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abponjen, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Abponjen, it will send minions to preach to you.

Abponjen's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Abponjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Worship no other gods but Abponjen.

3. Do not kill ducks.

4. Never wear indigo shirts.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.