Rutcimdunzig is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, impressive cat.

Rutcimdunzig created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rutcimdunzig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rutcimdunzig, it will try to impress you with trees.

Rutcimdunzig's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Rutcimdunzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

2. Do not hurt snakes.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Rutcimdunzig loves rats, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.