Cissafnat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud shrew.

Cissafnat created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissafnat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cissafnat, he will turn you into a puffin.

Cissafnat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cissafnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.