Fadveensid is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty scorpion.

Fadveensid created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Fadveensid, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fadveensid, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fadveensid's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fadveensid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always treat foxes with great respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Never feed coconuts to rats while wearing gray stockings.