Badcamget is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, sage dingo.

Badcamget created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Badcamget, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Badcamget, he will be very unhappy.

Badcamget's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Badcamget's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always treat manatees with great respect.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.