Bafbifdib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, flying newt.

Bafbifdib created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafbifdib, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bafbifdib, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Bafbifdib's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bafbifdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. You must love Bafbifdib.