Nulpomtip Tafdinnad is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, narcissistic dolphin.

Nulpomtip Tafdinnad created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulpomtip Tafdinnad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nulpomtip Tafdinnad, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Nulpomtip Tafdinnad's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Nulpomtip Tafdinnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always treat seals with great respect.