Cetbamsak Bepxindab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unsympathetic mongoose.

Cetbamsak Bepxindab created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetbamsak Bepxindab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cetbamsak Bepxindab, he will turn you into a puffin.

Cetbamsak Bepxindab's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cetbamsak Bepxindab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not wear green clothing.