Goftettiget is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless fox.

Goftettiget created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Goftettiget, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Goftettiget, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Goftettiget's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Goftettiget's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always obey Goftettiget's priests.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.