Davsogmut is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, thoughtless centipede.

Davsogmut created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Davsogmut, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Davsogmut, he will turn you into a dog.

Davsogmut's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Davsogmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Do not kill dogs.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.