Megstipdog is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, fussy crocodile.

Megstipdog created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megstipdog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Megstipdog, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Megstipdog's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Megstipdog's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Megstipdog five times a day.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about bats.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Never play with disobedient children.