Timvegdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty porpoise.

Timvegdoss created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Timvegdoss, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Timvegdoss, he will destroy your home planet.

Timvegdoss' most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Timvegdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

2. Always obey Timvegdoss' priests.

3. Hide from pink squirrels for they are unholy.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.