Bissjappak is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, conceited horse.

Bissjappak created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissjappak, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bissjappak, it will laugh at you.

Bissjappak's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bissjappak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mites.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not drink alcohol.