Bissjappak is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, conceited
horse.
Bissjappak created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bissjappak, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Bissjappak, it will laugh at you.
Bissjappak's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Bissjappak's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick mites.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Never think about amino acids.
5. Do not drink alcohol.