Sagcussdut is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, selfish porpoise.

Sagcussdut created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagcussdut, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sagcussdut, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sagcussdut's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Sagcussdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sagcussdut.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.