Wigvinwod is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, happy
centipede.
Wigvinwod created time and space three million years ago.
If you believe in
Wigvinwod, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Wigvinwod, he will try to impress you with trees.
Wigvinwod's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Wigvinwod's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
4. Always help sick monkeys.
5. Do not kill eagles.