Wigvinwod is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, happy centipede.

Wigvinwod created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Wigvinwod, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wigvinwod, he will try to impress you with trees.

Wigvinwod's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Wigvinwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always help sick monkeys.

5. Do not kill eagles.