Sinomtced is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, ruthless fish.

Sinomtced created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinomtced, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sinomtced, he will have a low opinion of you.

Sinomtced's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Sinomtced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Never run near dolphins.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sinomtced.

5. Do not speak about rice.