Toflisttar is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, fussy newt.

Toflisttar created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Toflisttar, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Toflisttar, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Toflisttar's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Toflisttar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Toflisttar's name in vain.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.