Wadvanvog is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, cheerful squirrel.

Wadvanvog created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wadvanvog, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wadvanvog, she will boil you in a big pot.

Wadvanvog's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Wadvanvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Run away if five voles approach from the north.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Wadvanvog on top of all buildings.

4. Wadvanvog loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink alcohol.