Fonponfenvab Jadyokget is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, proud camel.

Fonponfenvab Jadyokget created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonponfenvab Jadyokget, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fonponfenvab Jadyokget, he will try to impress you with trees.

Fonponfenvab Jadyokget's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Fonponfenvab Jadyokget's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never eat green fruit.