Kenlooptargquagwatladmin is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Kenlooptargquagwatladmin created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenlooptargquagwatladmin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kenlooptargquagwatladmin, it will remove you from existence.

Kenlooptargquagwatladmin's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Kenlooptargquagwatladmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

5. Never look in ponds.