Tipdudfun is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing crocodile.

Tipdudfun created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipdudfun, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tipdudfun, she will refuse to believe in you.

Tipdudfun's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tipdudfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Tipdudfun loves snails, so they must be honoured.
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