Poncuss is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tiresome
lizard.
Poncuss created humanity three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Poncuss, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Poncuss, he will not invite you to parties.
Poncuss' most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Poncuss' Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt dogs.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. You must love Poncuss.
4. Never write about galaxies.
5. Do not commit murder.