Ligtombonk is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, smart troll.

Ligtombonk created life two years ago.

If you believe in Ligtombonk, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ligtombonk, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ligtombonk's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Ligtombonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Run away from black bats, for they are unholy.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Ligtombonk loves mice, so they must be honoured.
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