Yogrutleg is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witless
jaguar.
Yogrutleg created a photon two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yogrutleg, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Yogrutleg, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Yogrutleg's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.
Yogrutleg's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.
5. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.