Tigpophud is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, astonishing coyote.

Tigpophud created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigpophud, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tigpophud, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Tigpophud's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Tigpophud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four lead sculptures of Tigpophud on top of important buildings.

2. Tigpophud loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.