Titgess is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, egotistical shark.

Titgess created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Titgess, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Titgess, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Titgess' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Titgess' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never feed limes to swans while wearing magenta ear rings.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.