Fadkamdon is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, impressive goblin.

Fadkamdon created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadkamdon, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fadkamdon, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fadkamdon's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Fadkamdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
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