Gadflanjenstik is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, passionate wyvern.

Gadflanjenstik created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadflanjenstik, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gadflanjenstik, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gadflanjenstik's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Gadflanjenstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gadflanjenstik's priests.

2. Gadflanjenstik loves ants, so they must be honoured.

3. Hide from orange squirrels for they are unholy.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.
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